At a recent computer expo, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated... "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that get 1000 miles per gallon
General Motors recently addressed this comment by releasing the statement "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?", and offered the following comparisons:
- Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and
you would just accept this, restart the car and drive on.
- Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to
reinstall the whole engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.
- You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But,
then you would have to buy and install more seats.
- Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was perfectly reliable, ran five times
faster, and was twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads.
- The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars which would make
their cars run much slower, and begin to crash.
- The oil, fuel and water temperature warning lights would be replaced by a single blue "general protection
fault" warning light.
- New seats would force everyone to have the same size butts.
- The airbag system would ask "are you sure?" before going off.
- If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what caused it, or what you can do to prevent subsequent
crashes from occurring in the future.
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